Celebrities Give Sex Advice
Categories: Celebs & Style
Olivia Munn: “OK, I know a lot of people have a hard time talking dirty—they don’t know what to say, how to start, or when to end it. Also, at first they will think they sound ridiculous. And they might. But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And it’s pretty easy. To wit: Establish from the very beginning that you like this. And trust me, you want to do it early on. Because if you wait too long to introduce the concept, your Special Lady Friend will be a little thrown and might not take you seriously.”
Jenny McCarthy: “I have a problem with the word foreplay. What are we doing in bed, playing golf? It should be called teaseplay. That’s what it is—we’ll, when it’s good, anyway. See, women don’t have whatever it is that makes you guys horny for no damn reason. We need to be teased into good sex. We need to think it first, feel it second, then do it third. Get it right and she’ll be more than primed for sex. In fact, she’ll be begging for it.”
Taylor Momsen: “I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around – learn yourself first. Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good … You don’t have to give yourself away to have sexual relevance. Because I don’t think sex is something people should be afraid of. It’s part of human nature, so I don’t think it should be shameful – particularly for girls and young girls.”
Spencer Pratt: “Go to your nearest sex shop, ASAP, and go on a serious shopping spree and buy every single thing you can afford, and then figure out what to do when you get home with your girlfriend.”
Jada Pinkett Smith: “Be sneaky—your girlfriend’s house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom. Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex. Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary! Pull over on the side of the road … Just switch it up. Anything like that can keep it going. Anything it takes to keep the flame alive.”
Chris Pontius: Once you’re having drunk sex, remember the same thing you would during not-drunk sex: don’t come inside the girl. Don’t ever come inside a girl. When a girl tells you she’s on the pill that’s cool — if you are married to her, and you don’t really mind if she gets pregnant anyway.
Russell Brand: “I would urge people, men especially, unless they’re bisexual, to avoid the two-male threesome. You’re essentially getting less there than you would have got anyway. Half the involvement in sex and at least doubled the risk of someone farting in the room. And the constant threat of what I know as ‘nut brush’.”
Cameron Diaz: “You have to really enjoy (being sexy). Not fake anything. Sexy is being in the moment, whether that means being coy or coming on hard. Faking is always lame and it never comes across the way you want it to.”
